Bird Laundry 8"x16" Mixed Media (in handmade frame) by Missy Orge

I have a fascination with making tiny things, and after watching the chilly birds at my feeder, I thought I’d try my hand at making them some pants.

Several years and dozens of species later, I believe I've made strides in the world of avian fashion. Whether I can convince a bird to try them on is another story . . . Have you ever asked a hummingbird to sit still for a fitting?

Most birdpants start with a basic shape and idea, considering the colors, habitat and lifestyle of the bird. A cardinal would likely prefer some really red pants, but wouldn’t you expect a seagull to choose sailor pants? I continue until they seem like a bird would be satisfied. Beading, embroidery, paint, feathers and sparkly bits – whatever it takes!

A few years ago I ventured into non-avian territory, becoming a clothier to mice, squirrels and even tarantulas. I have a fairly practical day job, so I enjoy the preposterousness and impracticality of this artistic endeavor. I often giggle to myself as I stitch the world’s tiniest hems, and I hope that they bring some fun into the world!

I have not yet heard of anyone attempting to put these clothes on an animal, and I do not claim responsibility if you get a sharp beak in the eye for trying.

I grew up in Michigan, mostly in the Upper Peninsula. Other than 5 years in Boulder, CO I tend to stay around the great lakes, and I'm currently living in Madison, Wisconsin, with my beloved rascally mutt, Lola.